"The 30 most seductive lines"

Ok, not our usual type of article, but this was submitted to us and caused such a stir of laughter around here we just had to include it. Are YOU brave enough to try any of these? :)

Dear Armpit-sex.com, here’s they are! After almost a year of personal research and company information screening [can't tell you where] We have compiled the THIRTY most seductive pickup lines of recent times.

Are you single? Want to get your mate to show you her naked body tonight? Put your confidence on the super-highway with these dynamic pickup lines each of which have been proven in the past to get horny peeps laid.

Please use selectively!

 

30. My car is more comfortable than my bed.

29. Well, I got one of things I wanted tonight. (What’s that?) They played my song.
(What’s the other thing?) Sex with you.

28. You have nice tits.

27. I just moved into a new place…

26. You look lonely.

25. I’ve got a secret for you.

24. Let’s migrate somewhere.

23. I think I had fallen in love with you about ten years ago.

22. Clothes SUCK!

21. Are you a top?

20. I’m sick of saving money.

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19. What’s the worst thing that could happen if you and I were stuck in an elevator?

18. I bet you workout all the time.

17. When’s the last time you played doctor?

16. Did I see you in a magazine?

15. I’m doing a survey. Can you give me an anonymous critique of my ass?

14. Does my butt look big on you?

13. Do you get sick of men hitting on you?

12. Where were you when my zipper got stuck?

11. I just OD’d on Viagra.

10. I don’t know who’s muffin to butter first here.

9. Really, my dick’s pretty small.

8. I just lost the love of my life earlier today and I don’t know what to do...

7. Are you a makeup professional or something? (Why?) I don’t know, I just got the feeling.

6. Strangely, I think we were meant to share some dinner and go for a walk.

5. I know why I’m here. Why are you here?

4. There’s no reason you and I can't study each other’s teeth.

3. I bet you can’t wait to get out of here.

2. Is this a sex club or something? (Why?) Cause you keep looking at me.

1. Let’s fuck like animals until we stink!

All of the above lines have been proven in the past year to get guys laid.
[editor's comment: so they say!]

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